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As you noticed, this
page required that you enter a password to enter.
Reason for this is to keep this page from the
prying eyes of Polsky youngsters. Howard
(me) has attempted to review the materials posted
here, but since most items link to sites outside of
my control, I can never be sure of language used,
jokes told, etc. Also, if some site decides
to pop-up some type of untasteful banner, this is
also outside of my control.
What is contained below, I felt was tasteful enough
to get this section started, and I look forward to
hearing comments from Polsky family members as to
what they liked, what they would like to have removed
etc. If you view something on one of the
sites we link to that curls your hair....click
here to let me know, and I'll remove the site link.
If you see a humorous site on the internet, let
me know about it, and we'll link to it. The
object here is to keep adding content until the Polsky
Humor section becomes a "portal of humor"
that Polsky adults can enjoy from week to week. |
FUNNY STUFF OF THE DAY:
SPLISH
SPLASH
Little tot does a "doody" in the
bathtub......a funny animated
movie with music "Splish, Splash, I was Takin' A Bath"...
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Hilarious
Online Cartoon Videos On Tons Of Topics
A must place for you to visit. If
you don't laugh at this stuff...
I would consider going into therapy! Rated
(G)
Click
here to see "You don't know Jack..."
A very funny cartoon, with sound about the saying
"Jack Shit".
Unless you are dead, you will laugh at this. Rated
(R).
Click Here To See Barbie's New Hat - Submitted
By Harriet Polsky, as received from the "Doctor
Of The Year" via email. Rated (X)
- Not for kid's eyes.
TOILET QUIZ - Guess
which urinal to stand at. (Flash File)
Rated (G).
Click OPEN when prompted...ignore safe file warnings.
Click Icon To Install Flash Player (PC's)
Toilet Music You
Create Pull the toilet chains. Rated
(G).
Bill
& Hillary Clinton Help Kids Enjoy Reading
There's some
things that money can't buy...for everything else,
there's MasterCard. (A commercial
that has the "BJ" word in it,
but no nudity.) Rated somewhere between
R and R+.
Santa Claus &
SupahFly - (Flash format) Santa talks
some trash to
Supahfly (buncha nasty words but nothing you can't
bear). Rated (R)
Click OPEN when prompted...ignore safe file warnings.
Click Icon To Install Flash Player (PC's)
Eye
Examination:
Do you need glasses??? Click
here to open a picture of sheep grazing
If you do see the sheep, you definitely need glasses.
(Submitted by Jules Polsky).
Quiz:
(no prizes shall be awarded)
Let's see
how many of the below jewish sayings you are familiar
with? You don't have to be Jewish or a
rocket scientist to know the meaning of a word like
"PUTZ" or "SHMUCK". Turn
on your speakers and click on each. Some
may not be appropriate for very young ears. If
you find anything is offensive, just let Cousin Howard
know, and it will be removed. Click
on each of the below links to hear the saying:
DID YOU KNOW THAT Even MILD dehydration will slow down
your metabolism as much as 3%. One glass
of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost
100%of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
water a day could significantly ease back and joint
pain for up to 80% of sufferers. A mere 2% drop in body
water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with
basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer
screen or on a printed page. Drinking 5 glasses of water
daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus
it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one
is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are
you drinking the amount of water you should every day?
Of course, too much water may produce strange
side effects such as this.
Films, Songs, & Other Zany Stuff From Howard's
Personal Library
Louie Bagel Sings
The Matzah Song
Note: Reindeer should be
watched with parental supervision, it contains a beautiful
animated cartoon of Santa's Reindeer farting out
the tune of "Wish You A Merry Christmas".
If Reindeer does not OPEN, save to your computer first,
and then open. |
VERY FUNNY USAMABINLADEN GAMES
When
the World Trade Center tradgedy struck, cousin Howard
(me), like other Americans were deeply touched by
the effect on so many familys. I find nothing
humorous about that turn of events, and my personal
reaction to this terrible loss was to create a serious
web site named usamabinladenonline.com, which contains
a history of all of the events surrounding the tradgedy,
including some political humor and entertainment links.
People close to our family were lost,
so over a year ago, I did this as therapy for myself,
and in the hope that this would bring a smile to the
faces of those who had been burdened with only negative
thinking each day.
Hope you enjoy the humor and the serious facts.
If you find
anything offensive, just shout and it will be removed. |
For
lots more Osasma Humor, Games & Other Funny Stuff
Visit the usamabinladenonline.com
web site
created by cousin Howard during my moment of sadness
Jokes Concerning Just About Everything:
Jokes
about marriage
Knock-Knock
Jokes
Romantic
Jokes
Jokes
Of Every Type Including Insults
Are you bald,
or balding? Stop crying over it,
click
to see how this couple must feel about baldness!
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