Own A Rabbi
Was $ 1000.00 $ 500.00
Hard to believe, but it's true.
For a thousand bucks you can import your own Rabbi from Russia, who will live in your home and tend to your religious needs.
All you have to do is pay Cousin Howard $1000.00 and he'll make all the arrangements.
All Rabbis are guaranteed to be in good health, under age 60, and they will mow your lawn, take out the trash and clean your house in return for room and board. You must be willing to open your home on the weekend to a congregation of no more than 200 people, so that the Rabbi can hold services in your house.
You also get fat tax break since your home will now be classified as a synagogue, and free from taxes. |
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